Request: Bake script with (or without) database

[Koo]

Hello all.

I actually have a mIRC script which I want to convert into TCL but since I'm not a scripter and this is not a place for doing so therefor I decided I should request the script instead. The script requires the usage of database (like mySQL or SQLite, for example) like this:

Me: !bake thisisjustatest
Bot: You just baked a thisisjustatest. But is it poisonous?

If I just type !bake with no specific ingredient, the bot will take random ingredient from database. Like this:

Me: !bake
Bot: You just baked a <random thing taken from database e.g Pikachu>. But is it poisonous?

And then let's say about 1 minute and 10 seconds later, someone pops in the channel and type !eat. The bot will read the database and then display the result like this:

Anon: !eat
Bot: Anon, you just eat thisisjustatest made by Me about 1 minute and 10 seconds ago. It seems that the food is poisonous!

The result could be either poisonous, delicious or something else.

Any help would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.


EDIT: Wait...Is this script possible being made without using any database? I think it's a yes. XD

[Koo]

Anyone who is willing to make this script? Any help would be appreciated.