Something simple where a user can set a brief message about themselves that other people can view..
Something like...
user : !desc add Hi Im new here, please dont ban me.
And if someone else wants to see that info, responds.
user2: !desc user1
Desc: User1 = "Hi Im new here, please dont ban me."
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Secondary request if possible,
A script that turns urls into simple words and responds with url if asked.
user : !Urlname wikipedia = http://www.wikipedia.com
Then if someone asks...
User2 !urlname wikipedia
Urlname: The website for wikipedia is http://www.wikipedia.com