We are a hosting provider company and need something like this.
We will use the tcl script. Bots will be connected to our IRC server and
* from time to time (adjusted on conf file)
AND
* when I ask with a command (for example, "tellmeuptime")
will tell us server's uptime records and cpu loads..
Need advise. Free or paid script writers please contact. I can give you a dedicated server for this service to you

goldenvps@gmail.com
Thanks