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# Yo momma... TCL Script
# By
# Liquid <Liquid@maximum-irc.com>
# Based On Redneck TCL By
# Topper <elvis@beer.com>
#
#
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# Public commands: .momma , momma
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# Dcc Commands: .momma <#channel>
#
# Change whatever you want. This is a simple script
# and could me changed in many ways.
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################### I wouldn't change anything below this line ;) #####################
# Bindings
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bind pub - .momma msg_momma
bind pubm - *momma* msg_momma
bind dcc m momma dcc_momma
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proc dcc_momma {hand idx arg} {
global joke_msgs
if {$arg == ""} {
putdcc $idx "Usage: .momma <#channel>"
return 0
}
putserv "PRIVMSG $arg :Yo Momma [lindex $joke_msgs [rand [llength $joke_msgs]]]"; return 0
}
proc msg_momma {nick uhost hand chan text} {
global joke_msgs
if {[antiflood_flood $nick $host]} {return 0}
putserv "PRIVMSG $chan : $nick, Yo Momma [lindex $joke_msgs [rand [llength $joke_msgs]]]"; return 0
}
proc antiflood_flood_init {} {
global antiflood antiflood_flood_array ; if {![string match *:* $antiflood(flood)]} {putlog $antiflood(version): var antiflood(flood) do not correctly set ; return}
set antiflood(flood_num) [lindex [split $antiflood(flood) :] 0] ; set antiflood(flood_time) [lindex [split $antiflood(flood) :] 1] ; set i [expr $antiflood(flood_num) - 1]
while {$i >= 0} {set antiflood_flood_array($i) 0 ; incr i -1 ; }
} ; antiflood_flood_init
proc antiflood_flood {nick uhost} {
if {[matchattr $nick n]} {return 0}
global antiflood antiflood_flood_array ; if {$antiflood(flood_num) == 0} {return 0} ; set i [expr $antiflood(flood_num) - 1]
while {$i >= 1} {set antiflood_flood_array($i) $antiflood_flood_array([expr $i - 1]) ; incr i -1} ; set antiflood_flood_array(0) [unixtime]
if {[expr [unixtime] - $antiflood_flood_array([expr $antiflood(flood_num) - 1])] <= $antiflood(flood_time)} {
putlog "$antiflood(version): Flood detected By $nick. Ignoring for $antiflood(ignore_time) min(s)" ; if {$antiflood(ignore)} {newignore [join [maskhost *!*[string trimleft $uhost ~]]] $antiflood(version) flood $antiflood(ignore_time)} ; putserv "PRIVMSG $nick :$antiflood(version) - Flood detectected ! ignoring for $antiflood(ignore_time) min(s) !!" ; return 1
} {return 0}
}
set joke_msgs {
"is like a shotgun, one cock and she's ready to blow."
"is so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"."
"is so big, her belly button's got an echo."
"is so big, she cant wear an jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back."
"is so big, she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide."
"is so big, when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody."
"is so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway."
"is so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass."
"is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!"
"is so fat, and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way."
"is so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts."
"is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil."
"is so fat, her blood type is ragu."
"is so fat, her college graduation picture was an airial."
"is so fat, her yearbook picture is an arial."
"is so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!"
"is so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!"
"is so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!"
"is so fat, she can't even tie her own shoes."
"is so fat, she can't reach her back pocket."
"is so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs."
"is so fat, she dries her pants in the driveway."
"is so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs."
"is so fat, she eats wheat thicks."
"is so fat, that when she fell in love, she broke it."
"is so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!"
"is so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"."
"is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway."
"is so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets."
"is so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin."
"is so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets."
"is so fat, she influences the tides."
"is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck."
"is so fat, she measures 44 34 46, and the other arm is just as big."
"is so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY."
"is so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller."
"is so fat, she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose."
"is so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came and said "break it up!""
"is so fat, she shows up on radar."
"is so fat, she stood in front of the HOLLYWOOD sign and it just said H D."
"is so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out."
"is so fat, she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks."
"is so fat, she uses a mattress for a tampon."
"is so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock."
"is so fat, she was baptized at Marine World."
"is so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper."
"is so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz of gravy."
"is so fat, she's on both sides of the family."
"is so fat, that she cant tie her own shoes."
"is so fat, that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas."
"is so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her."
"is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"."
"is so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World."
"is so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping."
"is so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth."
"is so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up."
"is so fat, when i took her to the beach, little kids gathered around saying "Free Willy, Free WIlly"."
"is so fat, when she backs up she beeps."
"is so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too."
"is so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips."
"is so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again."
"is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued."
"is so fat, when she sits around the house she REALLY sits AROUND the house."
"is so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo."
"is so fat, when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"."
"is so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool Aid.""
"is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!""
"is so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water."
"is so fat, when the bitch goes to an all You can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps."
"is so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees."
"is so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips."
{was so fat, that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks."
"is so dumb, she has 1 toe and bought a pair of flip flops."
"is so dumb, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house."
"is so dumb, she sat on TV and watched the couch."
"is so dumb, she thought St Ides was a Catholic church."
"is so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept."
"is so dumb, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl."
"is so dumb, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif."
"is so dumb, that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics.""
"is so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast."
"is so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged."
"is so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!"
"is so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!"
"is so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept."
"is so dumb, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.""
"is so dumb, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K.""
"is so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagitarius."
"is so stupid, he got a part time job painting skittles."
"is so stupid, instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice."
"is so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Mins."
"is so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911."
"is so stupid, she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store."
"is so stupid, she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?""
"is so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up."
"is so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and i said Y she said "cause I wana know""
"is so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus."
"is so stupid, she studied for blood test and failed."
"is so stupid, she thought BOYZ2MEN was a daycare center."
"is so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person."
"is so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats."
"is so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train."
"is so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood."
"is so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read."
"is so stupid, that she go hit by a parked car."
"is so stupid, that she sold the car for gas money."
"is so stupid, that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut."
"is so stupid, that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu."
"is so stupid, when she saw "under 17 not admitted" sign, she went home and got 16 friends"
"is so stupid, when Yo dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon"
"is so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod."
"is so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since."
"is so stupid, she asked You "What is the number for 911"."
"is so stupid, she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home."
"is so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where You pay Yo telephone bill."
"is so stupid, that she got fired from the MandM factory for throwing away all the W's."
"is so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead."
"is so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals.""
"is so ugly, had to get her baby drunk just so she could breastfeed."
"is so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!"
"is so ugly, her Momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the Mommas to play with her."
"is so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel."
"is so ugly, I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job application."
"is so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "thanks for bringing her back""
"is so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck."
"is so ugly, just after she was born, her Momma'said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it.""
"is so ugly, people go as her for Halloween."
"is so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it."
"is so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!"
"is so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!"
"is so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!"
"is so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone."
"is so ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning."
"is so ugly, she made an onion cry."
"is so ugly, she scares the roaches away."
"is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back."
"is so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects."
"is so ugly, that Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."
"is so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass."
"is so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday."
"is so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train."
"is so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown."
"is so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars."
"is so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower."
"is so ugly, they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!"
"is so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints."
"is so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies."
"is so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty."
"is so ugly, when she passes by a bathoom the toilet flushes."
"is so ugly, when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her."
"is so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming."
"is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras."
"is so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows."
"is so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked everYone."
"is so ugly, when she was born, her Momma'saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!""
"is so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped HER Momma!"
"is so ugly, Yo dad first met her at the pound."
"is so ugly, You could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies."
{was such an ugly baby, that her parents had to feed her with slingshots."
"is so dirty, she has to creep up on bathwater."
"is so greasy, she sweats crisco."
"is so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid."
"is so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in detroit."
"is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her."
"is so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock."
"is so hairy, looks like a chia pet with a sweater on."
"is so hairy, she has afros on her nipples."
"is so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles."
"is so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!"
"is so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection."
"is so nice she'd give me the hair off her back."
"is so smelly, that her shoot is glad to escape."
"smells like hot ass on a cold day."
"smells so bad her, Sure deoderant is confused and her Secret told on her."
"is so smelly, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down and Ban come off strike."
"is so smelly, she gets sourdough yeast infections."
"drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don't check out."
"is so stupid, she got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave."
"has 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop."
"has 1 toe and 1 knee and they call her Tony."
"has a bald head with a part and sideburns."
"has a metal afro with rusty sideburns."
"has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it."
"has a wooden leg with branches."
"has an afro, with a chin strap!!"
"has hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator."
"has more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook."
"has more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken."
"has more weave than a Momma in traffic."
"has no fingers talking bout wanted to be with the Pointer sisters."
"has no legs and always talking about how she used to kick it."
"has one ear, talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story."
"has one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO."
"has snakeskin teeth."
"has so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys."
"has so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on."
"has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail."
"has so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock."
"has three fingers and a banjo."
"has three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket."
"has two wooden legs and one is one backward."
"has one arm and swims in circles."
"has 10 fingers - all on the same hand."
"has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses."
"has a 'fro with warning lights."
"has a short leg and walks in circles."
"has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back."
"has green hair and thinks she's a tree."
"has one ear and a burnt potato chip"
"has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what You're saying."
"has one hand and a Clapper."
"has one leg and a bicycle."
"has one short arm and can't applaude."
"has one short leg and walks in circles."
"has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it."
"is so black, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on."
"is so black, if she sat in a jacuzy the water would turn into coffee."
"is so black, she bleeds smoke."
"is so black, she drinks water and pees coffee."
"is so black, she went to night school and was marked absent."
"is so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime."
"is so black, when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on leather pants."
"is so black, when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights."
"is so black, when you go swimming it looks like an oil spill."
"is so black, if they put you in a bottle You'd be a Pepsi."
"is so black, when she eats a tootsie roll, she's gotta wear white gloves to keep from chewing her fingers off."
"is so black, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper."
"is so short, she has to cuff her underwear."
"is so short, she can play handball on the curb."
"is so short, she poses for trophies."
"is so short, You could see her feet on her driver's licencse."
"is so skinny, her nipples touch."
"is so skinny, I gave ger a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma."
"is so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor."
"is so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant."
"is so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad."
"is so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun."
"is so tall, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th."
"is so tall, if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth."
"is so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth."
"is so old and stupid, she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything"."
"is so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch dropped dead."
"is so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories."
"is so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook."
"is so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook."
"is so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block."
"is so old, she owes Jesus a nickel."
"is so old, she owes Moses a quarter."
"is so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number."
"is so old, that when she was in school there was no history class."
"is so old, when god said "let there be light" she was there to flick the switch."
"is so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing."
"is so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces."
"is so old, her birthday's expired."
"is so old, she co-wrote one of the ten commandments."
"is so old, she farts out dust."
"is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince."
"is so old, she used to babysit Jesus."
"is so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving.""
"is so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway."
"is so poor, her tv has 2 channels: on and off."
"is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention."
"is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers."
"is so poor, she married young just to get the rice!"
"is so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!"
"has arms so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear."
"has a booty so big, if You tell her to haul ass she gotta make 2 trips."
"has a butt that is so bony, she put her drawers on and cut them in two."
"has a butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds."
"has feet that are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living."
"has feet so big, her sneakers need license plates."
"has a forehead so big, you could show slides on it."
"has gums so black, she spits Chocolate Milk."
"has gums so black, that she spits Yoo hoo."
"has hair that is so nappy, she has to take Tylenol just to comb it."
"has hair that is nappier than a goats ass."
"has a head so big, she has to wash her hair at niagra falls."
"has a head so big, it shows up on radar."
"has a head so big, she dont have dreams, she has movies."
"has a head so little, she could wear fruit loops as head rags."
"has a head so nappy, when she combs her hair her teeth bleed."
"has a head so small, that she got her ear pierced and died."
"has hips that are so big, people set their drinks on them."
"has legs that are so hairy, if she had fur coat and a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo."
"has lips that are so big that Chapstick had to invent a spray."
"has lips that are so big when she smiles, your hair gets wet."
"has teeth that are so yellow I cant believe it's not butter."
"has teeth that are so rotten when she smiles they look like dice."
"has teeth that are so yellow she spits butter."
"has teeth that are so yellow when she yawns traffic slows down."
"has been on welfare so long they put her face on the food stamps."
"is blind and seeing another man."
"has a car so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB."
"is cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo."
"has glasses that are so thick she can see into the future."
"has glasses that are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving."
"has a house that is so dusty, the roaches ride around on dune buggys."
"has a house that is so small, she can't even order a large pizza."
"is in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna push me 'round no more.""
"has a middle name, and it is Rambo."
"is missing a finger and can't count past 9."
"is so backwards she sits on the TV and watches the couch."
"is so bald her hair looks like stitches."
"is so bald she curls her hair with rice."
"is so bald, when she showers she gets brainwashed."
"is so cheap, instead of buying a fire alarm, she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling."
"is so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone."
"is so grouchy, that the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals."
"is so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times."
"is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on."
"is such a whore that I could've been Yo daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change."
"is twice the man You are."
"ain't got no fingers, talking about she's pressing charges."
"drives a peanut."
"said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs."
"sets off car alarms when she runs."
"was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday."
"was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage.""
"watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes."
"waves around a popsickle stick and calls it air conditioning."
"wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan."
"is so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet."
"is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car."
"is so poor, she can't even pay attention!"
"is so fat, she's on both sides of the family."
"is so fat, when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the BITCH!!"
"is so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering."
"is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!"
"is so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border."
"is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for more."
"is like a bottle of ketchup, she gets turned around, banged, and then she comes out slow."
"is like a doorknob... everyone gets a turn!"
"is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day."
"is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet."
"is so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it."
"is so stupid, she thought a quarterback is a refund."
"has hair so greasy, when she gets in the car the oil light comes on."
"is a carpenter's dream... she's flat as a board and she's never been screwed."
"is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook."
"is so fat, her blood type is rocky road."
"is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone."
"is so fat, she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out."
"is glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she sees people waving."
"is so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!"
"is so ugly, when you look up "ugly" in the dictionary, there's a picture of her!"
"is so short, she does back flips under the bed!"
"is so fat, she can't even fit in the chat room."
"is so fat, she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto Body."
"is like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw."
"has armpits that are so hairy, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!"
"has more mileage then a New York city taxi."
"has face that is so pimply that her tears need a 4x4 to get down her face."
"is so loose, she jerks herself with the fat end of a baseball bat."
"is so poor, when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and yelled ding dong."
"is so poor, she has to hang toilet paper out to dry."
"is so poor, when I stepped on a lit match in her house, she yelled "Who turned off the furnace!""
"is so poor, she can't get rid of the roaches in her house 'cause they pay half the rent!"
"has feet that are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing."
"is like a pie, everybody gets a piece."
"is so fat, that when she asked for a water bed, they threw a blanket over the pacific ocean."
"is like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy!"
"is so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite!"
"is like the village bicycle, everybody gets a ride."
"has a party in her mouth tonight, and everybody's cumming."
"is so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs."
"is so skinny, her pajamas only have one stripe."
"is so ugly, the army doesn't use guns any more, they use her picture."
"is so poor, that she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list."
"is so fat, she caught a flesh-eating virus... and that was three years ago."
"is so short, she can hang glides Doritos."
"is so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean."
"is so fat, when she walks by the TV I miss a season of Friends."
"is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money."
"so old she has the autographed version of the Bible."
"is so stupid, she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants."
"is so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list!"
"is so ugly, all the neighbours pitched in for curtains."
"is so short, she did a suicide jump off the curb."
"is so short, you could see her feet on her driver license."
"is so stupid, she called you a son of a bitch."
}
putlog "Loaded Yo Momma Jokes v.1.3!"Code: Select all
[18:18] Tcl error in file 'Pheonix.conf':
[18:18] can't read "antiflood(flood)": no such variable
while executing
"string match *:* $antiflood(flood)"
(procedure "antiflood_flood_init" line 2)
invoked from within
"antiflood_flood_init"
(file "scripts/momma-v1.3.tcl" line 46)
invoked from within
"source scripts/momma-v1.3.tcl"
(file "Pheonix.conf" line 215)
[18:18] * CONFIG FILE NOT LOADED (NOT FOUND, OR ERROR)
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